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Alice Pieszecki (inlesboland) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-03-04 21:33:00

Entry tags:

alice pieszecki, nonobits switcheroo, shane mccutcheon

Who: Shane McCutcheon and Alice Pieszecki
When: Tonight/yesterday.. sometime during the genderswap
Where: Alice's place
What: Comparing penises. No really.
Warnings: Uh.. god knows. Drugs. Penis comparing. You judge. Seriously who knows with those two

For the most part during this gender swap thing, Alice had run around completely naked. Who the hell needed to wear pants when you didn't have boobs and there was a penis! Sure the flopping of the boobs got replaced by the flopping of the penis, but this was way more fun. And she wasn't ashamed in the slightest. Really, she wanted everyone to see it.

And soon Shane would be coming over. That would be fun. Oh maybe she should put on pants. So she did. Or well boxers anyways.

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	i_do_hair 2008-03-05 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Shane was just glad she had some loose pants. Not all of her jeans would be wearable in this body, after all. Clothing aside, it was very, very different. She tucked the two boxes of 'variety pack' condoms under her arm as she rang Alice's door bell. She took a step back and scratched her cheek. She wasn't quite sure why she'd gotten instant scruffiness as well. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	inlesboland 2008-03-05 03:09 am UTC (link)
	When the doorbell rang, excitedly Alice went to get the door and threw it open. She giggled and squeed slightly. All in her male body. Flamingest gay guy ever. "Hi!" she motioned for him to come inside. Er her. Whatever. "Oh my god look at you! You're a boy and you're all... boyish!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_do_hair 2008-03-05 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Shane chuckled at Alice's squeeing. "Look at you! You're a guy, too. But I'm more masculine looking. I have stubble, which feels weird." She grinned and held up the boxes of condoms. "I brought 'em. And I got one of those measuring tapes they use in sewing." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlesboland 2008-03-05 03:22 am UTC (link)
	"I know.. even as a man I've got this curly blonde hair and I'm so.. so gay.." she giggled again. "Well sorta gay. Sorta straight now I suppose. Hey y'know, just like normal!" she ooh'd a bit and took her box of condoms. "Oh man.. this is gonna be fun!" really this was far too exciting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

i_do_hair
2008-03-05 03:27 am UTC (link)

"I'm just glad I had some really baggy pants. And while I do wear boy undies, they are boy undies," she said as she stepped into Alice's house. "Not grown man undies. I tried them. They looked obscene and were not comfy. So...yeah. Commando." She chuckled. "So...guess I should at least loose the shirt first, make things even on the nakedness." And so off the shirt went.

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	inlesboland 2008-03-05 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Alice grinned lopsidedly, "That's the best way to go.. I just didn't think .. you'd want me answering the door in the buff but y'know.." she turned around and wiggled her manly behind. "Look at us.. we don't have boobs.." she poked Shane's "Manboobs. We have manboobs.. but not the icky kind.. oh right. Pecks. We have pecks." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_do_hair 2008-03-05 03:32 am UTC (link)
	She nodded. "It was probably also better for any neighbors you have who might get confused easily," she said. Shane laughed and gave Alice's ass a playful swat. "Yeah. We have damn fine pecs." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlesboland 2008-03-05 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Jumping a little, she giggled again. "This is so much fun. I said that already didn't I? Man I've always wanted a penis.. I've been trying to tell myself not to go to a gay club and stick it in a glory hole.. I mean.. I'd probably still have some VD when I changed back huh?" her nose wrinkled. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_do_hair 2008-03-05 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Shane chuckled and rolled her eyes. "Yeah...you'd probably keep the VD." She opened her friend's fridge and pulled out a couple of beers. "I could always give you a hand job. If you didn't think that would be weird." She opened the beer and took a swig. "But we have to compare them before anything else." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlesboland 2008-03-05 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Alice had to think about that one for a moment, "I dunno.. I mean it's just sex right? And it's not like it's.. I mean it's us.. we could give it a try.. have you gotten one yet?" she took her beer and took a sip. "Yeah definitely have to measure.. how big do you think yours is?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_do_hair 2008-03-05 04:11 am UTC (link)
	She blinked. "A handjob? Um. No. I was too busy peeing on bushes and buying condoms and stuff to masturbate yet." She shrugged and thought for a minute. "I'd say about average when limp." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlesboland 2008-03-05 04:24 am UTC (link)
	"Well I didn't know if you went out yet or not.." she hm'd a bit. "Yeah I guess.. it's so hard to tell when it's limp. Have you ran around while it's limp? It's so funny. What about when you're hard?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

i_do_hair
2008-03-05 04:40 am UTC (link)

"Um..." Shane rubbed the back of her neck. "I kinda got a semi on the way over here from thinking about a song that was on the radio...didn't look at it then, though. Think it's still up a little." She pulled out the waist band of her pants and peered down. "Hmm. Nope. Went flat. But we might as well compare them that way first." So she started unbuttoning her pants.

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	inlesboland 2008-03-05 04:45 am UTC (link)
	"A song made you hard? Man.. guys are so bad at it. I'm kind of amazed they don't just walk around hard all the time. I did for like.. ages.. it just wouldn't go down. I guess they have time to get used to that.." she shoved the boxers down over her hips and stepped out of them. Yeah. Typical white boy penis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_do_hair 2008-03-05 04:50 am UTC (link)
	"It had a beat you fuck to, so..." She shrugged and shoved her pants down, stepping out of them after toeing off her shoes and socks. Yep, more white boy penis. But slightly thicker looking than Alice's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

inlesboland
2008-03-05 04:58 am UTC (link)

Well that was fun. She examined Shane's penis a bit, and moved her hips so it kind of flapped around a bit. "God that's so fun. It shouldn't be that fun. I think this is what guy's do when they're like.. 5.. okay where's the measuring tape?" she grabbed it up and went to measure herself since there wasn't any hardening at the moment. "Hm.." then she told Shane how big she was since well who knows how big a boy's penis is when soft :P

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	i_do_hair 2008-03-05 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Shane nodded thoughtfully, then took the measuring tape and measured her own. She rattled off the number, then took a swig of beer. "I have no idea what age guys would do this at, but what the hell. It's interesting." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlesboland 2008-03-05 05:11 am UTC (link)
	"Beats the hell outta me.. probably pretty young.. where it's not embarrassing to be naked around other people.." she took another sip of her own beer and stretched out some. "All right.. let's see.. I've got porn? Or uh.. I dunno.." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_do_hair 2008-03-05 05:21 am UTC (link)
	"Um. What kind of porn?" She scratched her stomach, then picked up her pants and pulled out a tube of lube. "I brought this, too. Thought we might need it after we got to wear trying on condoms would actually work." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlesboland 2008-03-05 05:29 am UTC (link)
	"Just.. lesbian porn.." she shrugged, "Usual stuff.. oh right.. lube. Yeah. I think I know how to put on a condom. I mean I've done it before but it's a little different. I'll show you though.." she went over to the tv and picked out a dvd and then put it on. Might as well, since they were there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_do_hair 2008-03-05 05:34 am UTC (link)
	"Ah, good. Lesbian porn is good." Shane nodded. "I could use a refresher course. Haven't messed with condoms in years..." She made her way over to the couch. "Um...should we put a towel down, just in case?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlesboland 2008-03-05 05:36 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah might as well.. guys are messy.." she went to go get a towel out of the closet and then sat down beside Shane on the couch. This was both weird and exciting. She felt a bit like a teenager again. The dvd started to play, and Alice watched that more then worried about anything else. It was her favorite too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_do_hair 2008-03-05 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Shane opened the box of condoms and lined up on of each size on her thigh before handing one of each to Alice and turning her attention to the screen. She flipped her hair out of her eyes and slouched down a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlesboland 2008-03-05 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Taking the condom, she toyed with it a little, and sure enough it didn't take very long for her body to respond. It was way different being hard but similar at the same time. The same kind of lust. But she'd wait till she was fully hard before having to measure herself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_do_hair 2008-03-05 06:04 am UTC (link)
	She squirmed a little in her seat and licked her lips. Her cock was definitely starting the hardening process. And it was a really good thing her pants her off already; this would have been really uncomfortable in pants. "...this was a good viewing choice," she murmured, voice a low rumble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)