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Tweak says, "Narf!"

Lyssa James (nothing_of_note) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-03-05 02:32:00

Entry tags:

ianto jones, lyssa harper, lyssa james, nonobits switcheroo, owen harper

Who: female!Ianto, female!Owen & male!Lyssa
Why: Hiding... and stuff...
When: after this
Warnings: lots, probably considering it's just them three and what they were talking about

Lyssa joined Ianto on the doorstep with a grin and the same slightly mad bounce she always had though it was a little confusing for Ianto that she was a he then, even weirder when she hugged him.

"Owen's inside." Was when Ianto realised it really was Lyssa. "Come and hide, we have beer! Which I can drink again!" The same mad grin on her face as she opened the door and vanished into her and Owen's place straight to the living room then back to the door to drag Ianto in.

"Owen!" She called out, not quite sure if he was about then. "Yan's here... and he is cute." She dropped her voice holding Ianto's arm as she would have done normally. "Dropped Rain with Kit who laughed, she's fine, bloody typical isn't it? "Owen?"

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genius_mind
2008-03-05 02:43 am UTC (link)

Owen was in the bedroom. He was still wearing his clothes, but they were much looser, to the point that they were hanging off his body. He’d been forced to switch and borrow some of Lyssa’s clothes instead. Of course, he was sure that she had it in for him. Why did she have to loan him the tightest, most binding clothes? It was her tight, sexy, cleavage clothing. Owen rolled his eyes.

He heard her and came out into the living room, smiling at them both. “Well aren’t we the motley fucking bunch?” He winked at Ianto. “Welcome gorgeous.”

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coffeeboy
2008-03-05 12:52 pm UTC (link)

Ianto stared open mouthed for a moment before regaining his senses and putting his hands on newly acquired hips.

"I'm never going to forget this." He then looked down and saw what he was wearing still compared to Owen's borrowed outfit. He really hoped it was just borrowed. He looked awful compared, badly fitting jumper and jeans combination taking away from all Ianto's new curves. The shoes, well they'd gone the moment he'd stepped through the door.

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	nothing_of_note 2008-03-05 01:07 pm UTC (link)
	"Do I look like that in that?" Lyssa frowned and shook her head. "Just saying if I did how the hell did we ever do anything." She then laughed as she turned to head to the kitchen. "Wait don't answer that, we never did well... Sholdn't try traumatising Yan. Who wants beer?" She changed the subject quickly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

genius_mind
2008-03-05 06:59 pm UTC (link)

Owen snorted. "She looks much better than I do in this shit. She has extra clothes, if ya want to borrow them. I just thought I'd try 'em out. When in Rome, eh? Though, to be honest, you look a hell of a lot more comfortable than I feel."

He turned and blew a kiss to Lyssa. "A beer would be the best, babe." He even went so far as winking at her before turning back to Ianto.

"Ae, Yan's a bit hard to traumatize."

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	coffeeboy 2008-03-05 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	"Yes beer, please!" He had a small fight with his hair and went back to the mostly composed look he had before. "It's comfortable, except for my shoes." Which he wasn't wearing, Ianto went to sit down. "Well at least you are trying like this I'd worry if it were you as you normally look tying." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nothing_of_note
2008-03-05 07:37 pm UTC (link)

"Oh but you look..." She waved a hand, pretending not to know what to say. "Eh, I still would." Lyssa vanished to the kitchen and came back with an armful of beer.

"I'm sure we could at least try." She handed a beer to Ianto and headed over to give Owen his. "Can I have a kiss sweetheart?" Trying to sound as manly as she could before giggling which ruined everything.

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genius_mind
2008-03-05 07:43 pm UTC (link)

Owen smileod at Lyssa. Raising his voice a bit higher, he winked at her. "Oh, but darling, that would be a pda..." He tried to giggle, but came out as a loud, deep laugh. Coming from a girl, it sounded odd. He leaned up, kissing her, one hand raising to rub her upper arm before taking a beer.

"Honey, tell him that he would look hot in your clothes and let's play dress up with him."

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nothing_of_note
2008-03-05 08:05 pm UTC (link)

Lyssa put her arm around him in an oddly useless protective gesture but it added something to the slight look of horror that Ianto gave them both at that suggestion. She rested her head against Owen, even if then it seemed a little odd.

"I think you scared him. Shame cause he would... just like you'd look better out of them." She kissed Owen's cheek. "I got nothing why I'm behaving like this." She whispered quietly to Owen.

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	genius_mind 2008-03-06 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Owen grinned and snuggled up to Lyssa, wrapping both of his arms around her middle. Well, his middle now. Fuck this was confusing to him. Owen shook his head, kissing her shoulder. "I think we'd all look much better 'out' of our clothes." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nothing_of_note
2008-03-06 02:14 am UTC (link)

Lyssa smiled down at Owen and kissed him on the nose. She'd had a little experience with a rather nice species of shapeshifter so it wasn't that confusing for her. Travel as she had and sleeping with aliens was hard not to have happen.

"This is what I mean about nothing getting done." She laughed. "It'll be something to experience..." She put a hand under Owen's chin and kissed him again, slow and loving, adoring the new experience and feelings. "Bet Reinette would appreciate it when next time you're with her, he could learn things."

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coffeeboy
2008-03-06 02:20 am UTC (link)

Ianto nearly choked on his... her.. the beer. He was pretty sure as open as Lyssa seemed to be about what her and Owen had been up to they'd never been quite like this. What worried him more was there was part of him that found the idea appealing.

"I..." He wasn't himself, that was obvious, he could always say it was that later, though there was always something to the way he and Owen talked or bickered about sleeping with each other. "You..." What he wanted to say was 'why the fuck not!' but he couldn't just say that. He stood up and walked over.

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	genius_mind 2008-03-06 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Owen started to say something to Lyssa, until Ianto actually came closer to him. His eyes widened, his jaw dropped, and he couldn't say anything except a gurgling noise. He licked his lips. "Hello Ianto." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

coffeeboy
2008-03-06 05:25 pm UTC (link)

Lyssa laughed at Owen. "Down girl." She looked between the pair and wished for a moment she had her body back.

"Ianto." Lyssa let Owen go and stepped to kiss Ianto similarly to as she had Owen before though with a little more caution.

Ianto didn't really protest much and leant against Lyssa a moment. "Owen." It was a moment trying to work out which of those two should make the first move then, Ianto hoped it would be Owen.

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genius_mind
2008-03-07 09:48 am UTC (link)

Owen laughed and stood up. "Should I say down boy to you," he asked, stepping forward and gently rubbing Lyssa's back. The face fuzz was odd, so that's what it felt like? He'd be sure to stay clean shaven for her in the future, no matter what. It itched.

His eyes turned to Ianto, watching him kiss Lyssa. Again, he licked his lips, his eyes traveling up and down Ianto's body. Oh he wanted this, perhaps too much. He couldn't explain it either. Ianto and himself used to fight, a lot. Now this?

"Ianto?" He reached forward, gently caressing his cheek with his knuckles.

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nothing_of_note
2008-03-07 09:05 pm UTC (link)

"I'm not the one pretty much drooling." Though she may have spoken too soon as she watched the two. Watching as Ianto leant in a little hesitant to kiss Owen. Lyssa watched not sure what she was feeling, partly it was she wanted to drag Owen away to have him all to herself but the other hand there was the both of them, she realised she was staring.

"Okay so maybe I am." Lyssa muttered to herself, then wondering if she shouldn't just let the two of them be as much fun as she could have with them both.

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	genius_mind 2008-03-07 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Owen looked over at her. "I love you..." He winked at her before turning back to Ianto, raising an eyebrow. Smiling, he kissed him, a little less hesitant than Ianto, one hand creeping to the back of his neck. He'd wanted this. So badly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

coffeeboy
2008-03-08 12:43 am UTC (link)

"You too." Lyssa went to lay out on the sofa, sure she could drag Owen away later or something.

Ianto ran his hands through Owen's hair, which was something he wouldn't ever have thought himself doing. Ianto wanted it too, but unlike Owen he wasn't sure what was really expected of him then, he would have been equally as awkward if he'd been himself then, it was Owen, he knew where they were when they fought this was all new.

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	genius_mind 2008-03-08 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Owen pulled back, looking at Ianto. He looked over his shoulder, blinking. Why was Lyssa leaving. His blink faded and his smile widened a bit. Oh, he really loved his Lyssa. Turning back to Ianto, he licked his lips. "Ianto... You ok?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coffeeboy 2008-03-08 12:57 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah" Ianto nodded. "Just little... nervous." He waited for a reaction, expecting some comment back about him admitting at. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius_mind 2008-03-08 01:01 am UTC (link)
	"If it helps, I'm nervous too... Bloody scared." He sighed, moving a step back, unsure what to do anymore. Not if Ianto was scared, he didn't want to make him more scared. "I, uh..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coffeeboy 2008-03-08 01:09 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah..." As if he knew what Owen was trying to say, actually happy that Owen had understood. "You guys are adorable." Lyssa's voice could be heard over the back of the sofa. Ianto blushed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

genius_mind
2008-03-08 10:30 am UTC (link)

"We are not adorable. We are still gruff and manly," Owen called back out to Lyssa. Though, in this voice style, it didn't have the same merit.

He smiled at Ianto, reaching out to take his hand. "If you don't want to do this, we always can stop," he whispered. "I just... I..." He coughed, clearing his throat. "Nice package, great arse and tits, but... I still see you."

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	nothing_of_note 2008-03-09 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Ianto very slightly nodded. "If we do this I want it to be you. Not... her. You just look like her and it's not you." He spoke quietly. "Yeah?" Lyssa appeared over the back of the sofa. Only just visible, nose resting on the back of the sofa, though it was clear she was smirking. "You come over here and say that, I'd like very much to prove you wrong." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius_mind 2008-03-10 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Owen leaned forward. Gently, he touched Ianto's shoulder, smiling a bit. "Well, if I look like her, maybe we shouldn't do this then. I don't want you to be uncomfortable. I don't want to lose you as a mate." He turned and walked over to the sofa. Grinning, he leaned over, nuzzling her nose with his own. "We. Are. Manly. Grr baby." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coffeeboy 2008-03-10 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Ianto shook his head. "Lose me? Bit hard to do that now, considering..." He carefully hugged Owen. "Thanks." He whispered. "Oh very..." Lyssa rolled her eyes and half climbed over to grab Owen and pull him back with her showing him how manly he really was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)