He smiled a little at the quip- he liked her attitude. "No, no, nothing like that. I'm- how do you kids put it- batting for the other team, now? My days as creepy young-girl molestor are over, sadly." He could read the sigh for what it was, nodding a little as he reached in his pocket for his flask, unscrewing the top and taking a drink.
"Don't get excited- it's just Coke. You're welcome to some, though, if you want," Sharing troubles over a flask- even if it was the PG version- was much more his speed, that asking flat out.