She nodded solemnly, "Never trust anyone who's stingy with the booze." She said, snagging another forkful of the pie. Really the only time she had either of the two was when she had them together, and she wasn't sure what that said about her, if anything, and she wasn't too concerned about it.
"Just the same as you oughtn't ever trust a skinny cook. Just one of those universal truths, I guess."