Pets? Oh Pet-pets, not pet-pets. "In de stories all dey do is seduce each other et everything, avoid mirrors or Chinese food and slather on de SPF." He shrugged. "I agree, bound to get old at some point."
"All dat wit, eroded away into knock-knock jokes and obscure quotes." He shook his head, poor wrinkly, life-sucking, undead bastards.