Gar smirked. "That's why I'm so popular. Culinary skills. Get used to pancakes, by the way, because I don't know how to cook much else." Normalcy was still pretty far off, he knew. But it seemed like an attainable goal, at least.
"His girlfriend was Mars? That's kind of weird, to be honest. But my ex-girlfriend is a reformed demoness whose father and brothers strive to conquer the world and remake it in their terrifying and unholy image. So I suppose I can't judge."