"Great. I think my new cellphone was still in them." He shrugged, not particularly bothered about hanging out in his underwear, for the moment. "Which one? The rubbery flogger or the Jesus shaped dildo?"
It was hard to keep track of these things. "Did you get the name of any of those people? I didn't realize how much trouble a person could get into without actually cheating on anyone."
He hoped Ophelia would laugh at all this. He was going to be in trouble if she didn't.