Wade Wilson (mercwithmouth) wrote in utr_logs, @ 2009-04-23 15:36:00 |
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Entry tags: | deadpool, parker |
Who: Deadpool & Parker
What: Zany Misadventures! AKA Road trip
Where: Who knows?
Warnings: Outside of ridiculous amounts of crazy? I'll update when needed.
The expression giddy as a schoolgirl might have been a fitting description of Deadpool’s current mood; but then he’d never really seen a schoolgirl that was all that giddy, which made him wonder where the hell they came up with something like that anyway. What’d they have to be so giddy about? The matter should be looked into, he decided, but not by him. The merc with a mouth had plans that for once were much more interesting than investigating the phenomena of schoolgirls and their giddiness.
Most people probably woulda packed if they were going on a road trip for any length of time. Yanno, grab the essentials, fill up a suitcase, make sure little Fido was taken care of. Wade Wilson was far from ‘most people’ which explained why he hadn’t done any of these things. Who needed ‘em anyway? Luggage woulda been awkward to carry around when the transportation hadn’t exactly been acquired yet. And by acquired, he meant stolen.
One change of costume and a few happy dances later Deadpool was well on his way to his rendezvous point with Parker. Ah, yes, Parker. The apple of his eye, the Juliet to his Romeo, the…Joanie to his Chachi. Okay, so most of that was an exaggeration, but he was definitely excited to be sharing this with her. She was hours of entertainment bundled up in one hot package. And he was definitely attracted and interested, so what more could be asked for?
While it was true he could run around outta costume and without an image inducer now and not frighten small children, it wasn’t nearly as fun to steal a car in plain clothes, and the costume was like a second skin to him. Plus, chicks dug the threads, or so he told himself.
With one shoulder leaning against the outside of a building [he had to strike a cool pose after all] he wanted for his partner to show up. And then the games would really begin.