"All the time. I'm Iris, by the way. This is Barry." They did a general exchange of handshakes.
"Dick," said Dick before pointing to his girlfriend and adding, probably unnecessarily, "Carrie. And that was not corny. That was honest."
"That's what I try to tell her," said Template Grandpa. "She's worse than I am. When we started dating, she didn't tell me until the end of the date. We worked together for a while. Then one day we go to see a movie together, Ben Hur, I think it was, and she hustles me at a game of pool afterwards, and then we're dating. Tell me that's not trying to be... what was it? Slick?"