"Okay, one." She raised a finger for emphasis and spoke in a very serious voice. "Don't insult the organic smoothies, they are very good and good for you." Carrie was not quite sure how Dick had lived before she'd shown up, but she suspected he'd only ever eaten ramen and left over take out. That sort of lifestyle was appalling and wrong in her eyes. "And two, I may have to abandon you for an attractive Hawaiian man who can drink real drinks. I was downing pina coladas while I was, oh, twelve years old." That probably wasn't the sort of thing she should have bragged about out loud.
"You can get away with underage drinking when you're as cute as I am," she had to whisper this to him for fear of not being served any more. "Also, I figure they don't think a fine, upstanding young man such as yourself would date a girl who's only barely legal."