"It's my night off. Besides, I'm a right winger, I didn't vote for that. Have to keep up appearances, you know. Besides, the deceit in that was anything but cunning. Plain sight isn't as fun."
He laid down a bet then noticed the pretty, heavily made up blonde staring at him from across the room. He winked. She blushed.
"Speaking of things that need fucked. Why aren't you off letting vampires try to suck you dry or spanking some poor, unsuspecting soul into submission?"