"Well, I did cheat on an exam in high school." He did his best mimicry of his father's voice, figuring that keeping things light would be the best bet.
"If they managed to import Legacy, I imagine the line will be around the block at the very least. And now I'm imagining members of my family in germ proof suits beating the snot out of these yokels. Why can't my imagination match reality?"
There was the sound of heavy footsteps, and Darius paused, pulling his hands apart a bit. He was still stuck. Dammit. This wasn't going to go well.
The door opened, revealing a rather beefy man carrying a rifle, and a very thin man who smiled at them in a very creepy manner. "So they've woken up. Good."