"Leave 'em enough t'have to insert a catheter every day to relieve demselves."
"It is rather wicked-looking. De girls will be fussing over you for weeks to come," he winked as he turned to reach and mess with Darius's knots. "Dere's a long list of people from ol'times dat would do dis, but the amount of people rounded up... narrows de list do de really really bad names."
Remy chuckled and nodded. "'Every day is a learnin' opportunity' or somet'ing like dat. My acrobatics may or may not have been inspired by diving out of bedroom windows with a shotgun aimed at ma tete."