"Won't be when I leave with it. You're not a pirate, you're a fairy, and a teacher to small tots, and as such, you should act appropriately. Drinkin' yourself into a stupor is no way to be a good role model. An' furthermore, when a bloody pirate's tellin' you to put down th'drink, you'd better take his advice." He led her to the couch and sat her down slowly and easily before sitting beside her. "Now tell me what's wrong with you an' Alec, pretty?"