"I wasn't saying you were aching to jump my spidey-bone. Although, let's face it, who could blame you? I'd do me. I'm just saying that the last time I made nice with an elder lady, she put her tongue in my mouth, then threw up. And frankly, I wouldn't like that, mostly because you actually laugh at my jokes instead of most people, who threaten me after I make them."
He indicated the idiot still hanging from the light post some distance away. "Case in point. But no. I was trying to be cool. I'd love to save the day with you some more, but I have homework, need to find a new job tomorrow, blah blah blah. But if you want to save the day with me sometime, I'm there."