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Peter Parker (slingingweb) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-02-07 00:42:00

Entry tags:

lara croft, peter parker

Who: Peter Parker and Lara Croft
What: Rescue Time!
Where: The Dark Streets of The City
Warnings: Well, clearly after he saves her life, Lara Croft is going to drop to her knees and give a fifteen-year-old boy the best head of his life...

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a Spider-Man does..." sang Peter absently as he lifted up a bit of fallen masonry to toss onto a nearby pile. It was more or less the equivalent of picking up litter by this point. Even though clean-up was surprisingly well under way and disaster relief wasn't as much of a headache as it might have been, there was still quite a lot of rubble to sort through.

"When it gets to the point that I'm finding reasons to throw rocks around, it's time to go home," Spidey told himself. He jumped into the air and began to swing home. And would have gotten there if not for the fact that his spider-sense grabbed him by the cajones and pointed him in the direction of an alleyway. A pretty, vaguely familiar lady was walking by it. "Oh, this is bad news," he said to himself.

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yestheyrereal
2008-02-07 07:11 am UTC (link)

It seemed like a good night for a leisurely stroll. Except her intentions on said stroll weren't quite so leisurely. Ever since the world had nearly ended, she'd been itching to get out and do more. There were no more people to rescue, no more openings for volunteers to clean up rubble. They had construction and debris crews for that now.

Since the pretty girl did indeed have a brain, she figured patrolling to keep an eye out for looters wouldn't be such a bad idea. Not exactly the perfect use of her particular skill set, but it wiped the boredom away. As she walked past an alley intent on checking door locks and alarm systems on the street, she heard voices behind her. Apparently someone had been hiding in the alley. A couple of someones, and they didn't sound friendly. A sly grin spread across her face as she slid one hand under her trench coat, down her leg to her thigh holster, readying the Desert Eagle held inside it.

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slingingweb
2008-02-07 07:32 am UTC (link)

And it might have ended very tragically (or at least very noisily) for the men if not for the fact that Spider-Man happened to be nearby. A faint thwip echoed through the streets followed by a whoosh. The chick disappeared in a red and blue blur. One of the more intelligent of the group followed the blur to the top of a roof, where the idiot in the pajamas made a "stay here" gesture to the chick.

Then he jumped back down and the three guys realized that there were only so many people who could jump off a building, land on his feet, and then walk away from it. "Hello, boys. Normally I like to make witty comments while I injure you people, but it's been a long weekend for all of us, so if it's the same to you I'm just going to hit you and then string you up on the lightpost, see? And you should be grateful that I found you and not Green Arrow, because he's been shooting people in the testicles. So. Volunteers?"

One of the muggers, the one holding a lead pipe, attacked first. "Congratulations! Let the beating commence!"

	yestheyrereal 2008-02-22 08:25 am UTC (link)
	Lara cocked her head inquisitively at Peter, the loss of mask a surprising move on his part. He looked nothing like the Spider-Man of the comics she'd read over Bryce's shoulder. In fact, he looked infinitely younger. She eyed him suspiciously as she studied his face. "How old are you exactly, Peter?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)