"Lady, I was checking for their benefit far more than yours. They shoot at me, worst case scenario, I kick 'em in the fruit. They start shooting at you, suddenly there's a bullet lodged in their penis. Which, don't get me wrong, I can see why you'd be testy. But I just prefer to be more merciful."
He didn't add that if he were in charge of the guns, he would probably be going for the crotch shots too. If only because he'd been trained to do so since the day he first plugged GoldenEye 007 into the N64.