"Ha, you think that you're so clever. I'm a webmaster. I master the web. I used to run the website for The Bugle. Right now I'm between jobs. Oh, and I'm a superhero, of course, hence the fancy jammies. I mean, I don't just wear these because they accentuate my fabulous tush. Although they do."
Peter tried to think of the movie. He'd gone to see the second one with MJ, and seeing movies with MJ almost invariably led to not actually watching them. "I think you were played by Angelina Jolie. They weren't... bad movies. They were the kind of movie that were too cool to actually be bad. You know, beautiful woman going around guns akimbo. You'd know all about that."