And it might have ended very tragically (or at least very noisily) for the men if not for the fact that Spider-Man happened to be nearby. A faint thwip echoed through the streets followed by a whoosh. The chick disappeared in a red and blue blur. One of the more intelligent of the group followed the blur to the top of a roof, where the idiot in the pajamas made a "stay here" gesture to the chick.
Then he jumped back down and the three guys realized that there were only so many people who could jump off a building, land on his feet, and then walk away from it. "Hello, boys. Normally I like to make witty comments while I injure you people, but it's been a long weekend for all of us, so if it's the same to you I'm just going to hit you and then string you up on the lightpost, see? And you should be grateful that I found you and not Green Arrow, because he's been shooting people in the testicles. So. Volunteers?"
One of the muggers, the one holding a lead pipe, attacked first. "Congratulations! Let the beating commence!"