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Skwisgaar Skwigelf (pre-Dethklok) (cockylilbastard) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-10-08 22:45:00

Entry tags:

miniver cheevy, skwisgaar skwigelf (pre-dethklok)

Who: The younger rockstar and the hippie
Where: Mini-Mordhaus
When: Now-ish
Warnings: Probably? I honestly don't know, swearing, drinking and probably drugs are a given

Skwisgaar had promised Toki that he'd give living in Mordhaus another shot, so far he was on day two, and it was going... alright, maybe even as much as good, but he wasn't going to go that far just yet.

At that particular moment he was in one of the small lounge rooms, sprawled across a chair sideways, cigarette between his lips, guitar in his lap, just playing whatever happened to cross his mind, most of it not actual songs and not even parts of actual songs. Just drifting through, as it were.

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miniver
2008-10-09 01:00 am UTC (link)

The problem with living in Mordhaus is that other people live in Mordhaus, and NONE of them are sane or really especially compatible room-mates except the married ones and their spouses.

So Skwisgaar, alas, is destined to be interrupted by a large puppy and a small hippie with a squirt gun, which the dog is TERRIBLY entertained by, alternately trying to catch the water and running from it. The two of them burst into the room with the force of a hurricane and leap over Skwisgaar before he has time to move and proceed with tearing around the room.

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cockylilbastard
2008-10-09 01:03 am UTC (link)

Which was part of the reason that Skwisgaar had left in the first place, and it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that their so-called 'Manager' was clearly a vampire-zombie in disguise.

Nothing at all like that. Don't be stupid.

At the veritable tornado he squawked, sitting bolt upright in his chair, finally managing a clear enough: "Whats is de fucking goes on around here?!"

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	miniver 2008-10-09 01:09 am UTC (link)
	Drawing attention to himself earns Skwisgaar a squirt of water to the chest, and a flying german shepherd POUNCE. "DOOM!" the hippie proclaims. "DISASTER. VENGEANCE IS MINE." (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-09 01:11 am UTC (link)
	There was another squawk, flailing at the dog and managing to keep his guitar up out of the way, thankful (in some small, quiet back corner of his mind) that the chair was too heavy to tip backwards. (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-09 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Miniver tugs the dog off Skwisgaar and peeks around the large fluffy body. "Oh hey! It's you!" ...and falls over backwards under the weight of the dog, which is approaching near equal to his own. (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-09 01:16 am UTC (link)
	His brow arched, considerably calmer now that he was fairly certain he wasn't about to be eaten, "Ja, ands? Who's is a care abouts it now?" Miniver was Eyed a moment before the suddenly-more-stressed Skwisgaar went about starting in on a song. (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-09 01:17 am UTC (link)
	"Aww, you don't remember me?" Poet pouting is go! (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-09 01:29 am UTC (link)
	There was blinking, and finally a brow arch, "Is maybe I's is am being asposes to?" (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-09 01:32 am UTC (link)
	"I'm uhh... Pickles'... pet... dude. I think I met you at your age but I was a whole lot younger..." (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-09 01:36 am UTC (link)
	Aww look Miniver! You made him all confused! "Pickle is have a pets dude? Since when is this happen on?" He was still a year or two before winning the Champeenship and meeting the younger Pickles and Miniver afterwards. (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-09 01:37 am UTC (link)
	He scratches his head, then the dog's, and chuckles nervously. "After your time, I guess. About 20 years before mine. D'you live here now? I thought you lived with my brother?" (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-09 01:40 am UTC (link)
	He shrugged, "Somes of de timings I is am sleep on a couches at Brendaannn's, ja, I's isn't thinking on lives on there." And he was right back to playing nothing in particular, keeping a wary eye on the dog out of the corner of his eye. (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-09 01:43 am UTC (link)
	"Oh. Okay. I can never remember where anyone lives anyway. Even me." Jack, being unleashed and let go by Miniver, ambles over and sticks his nose into Skwisgaar's ear. (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-09 09:20 am UTC (link)
	He had been about to answer Miniver's statement when there was a cold wet nose in his ear and a massive dog RIGHT BEHIND IT. This was due cause for another squawk and flail, pushing at Jack's head to get him to move. He wasn't scared of the dog, not really, he was just trying to figure out where in the hell Miniver got babysitting jobs from a GIANT (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-09 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	And that, Miniver finds hilarious also. "Sorry, man. That's Jack. He lives with me and Pickles and the little snake. Jack, be polite." Jack considers this request and licks Skwisgaar. (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-09 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	There was yet another squawk at that, poking the dog's nose: "People aren't for eating on! Stupid giant pursedog grubs." See Skwisgaar. See Skwisgaar glower. Glower, Skwisgaar, glower. (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-09 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	Jack answers with a confused whuf at the poking and headtilts at Skwisgaar. Miniver finds this naturally hilarious. "He ain't a pursedog, though. Ain't no purse in the world you could fit him into." (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-09 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	"Ja, I sees on dat. Is why I is callings on him a giant pursedog grubs." DUH MINIVER! And then curiosity won out: "Where did you is was find a cyclops-giants to be steals on him from?" (Reply to this)

miniver
2008-10-09 08:10 pm UTC (link)

Long pause.

A cyclops? thinks Miniver.

His un-sober little brain whirrs.

"Under Windsor Castle," he replies cheerfully. "Pickles and I went exploring down there and discovered the Queen is really a political puppet, and England is really being ruled by a giant cyclops. Dear ol' Lizzie has been held captive since childhood. Alas! We could not save her, but we were able to get Jack out before he, too, became a tool of the POWERS THAT BE." He hugs Jack around the neck and makes a tragic face while patting him on the head. "Isn't that right, darling?"

Jack barks and wags his tail agreeably.

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	cockylilbastard 2008-10-09 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Skwisgaar nodded slowly at this, absorbing this information. Either that or tuning it out after 'exploring' Sometimes it really was hard to tell with him. At the bark though he nodded again, "I sees. Dat's is actually makes of a whole lots of kind of senses?" It wasn't really a question, he'd just phrased it like one. (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-09 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	"It does, doesn't it? England is ruled by cyclopses! You wanna help us rescue Bess?" This could go either brilliantly well or tragically wrong. (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-09 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	There was more blinking, "Why's is we would be needing on to rescues a cow?" Easily confused guitarist is easily confused! (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-10 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Miniver giggles. "Not a cow, the QUEEN!" (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-10 12:21 am UTC (link)
	"Then why's is you saying on about rescues Bessie?!" Now he was confused AND frustrated. This might not turn out well. (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-10 12:22 am UTC (link)
	"Because that's her name," Miniver explains patiently. "Bessie is short for Elizabeth. D'you wanna rescue her or not?" (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-10 12:23 am UTC (link)
	"Dat's is not even makings any kinds of sorts of sensemakings thing! How's is dat even being shorts for it? You have a dildos kind of idea about how a namesofathing work. Pfeh." And he was right back to playing. And being sullen. At the same time, yes. (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-10 12:28 am UTC (link)
	"I dunno how, man, it just is. C'mon, cut it out. What kinda sword-wielding viking are you if you can't even kidnap an old hag?" (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-10 12:36 am UTC (link)
	"...why's is de hell would I want on one of those?" This really was a serious question. (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-10 12:37 am UTC (link)
	"What... really? You're asking me... are you sure you're Skwisgaar?" (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-10 12:46 am UTC (link)
	There was a massive eyeroll, one that could only be Skwisgaar's, "Ja, I ams. Why's is you go and asks on a stupidkinds of question like dat?" (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-10 12:52 am UTC (link)
	"The other you kinda really likes old hags." Eyedart. "REALLY likes 'em." (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-10 12:54 am UTC (link)
	There was another eyeroll at that, not quite as massive, but just as filled with 'DUH MINIVER', still playing, "Jaaa, and dat's is because he's is being an older kinds of dude." (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-10 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Miniver sighs. "Man, is guitaring ALL you do EVER?" (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-10 12:57 am UTC (link)
	"Whats is dat supposed to means on!?" Still frustrated, apparently. (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-10 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Facepalm. "Do you ever do anything but play the damn guitar?" he asks again in Swedish. (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-10 01:01 am UTC (link)
	He actually looked startled for a moment, and then his jaw tightened, glower returning full-force. Slowly and carefully, so that Miniver couldn't miss it, he said: "Whats is dat supposed to means on?" (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-10 01:03 am UTC (link)
	"It MEANS--" Pause. In Swedish, "It means I'm trying to be nice and suck at it. Wanna do something together?" (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-10 01:05 am UTC (link)
	That ... wasn't at all what he'd been expecting. Usually a statement like that was followed by what he should be doing instead. Finally he shrugged, "Ja, hokaies. What's is you have a thinks on about doing?" (Reply to this)

	miniver 2008-10-10 01:07 am UTC (link)
	"I could just get my guitar and play, if you want. I know a lot of your music. Even the old stuff." Jack has, by now, flopped onto the floor and dozed off. (Reply to this)

	cockylilbastard 2008-10-10 01:09 am UTC (link)
	There was a shrug, one that really was an invitation, but given as how he was still Skwisgaar, it was just a shrug. "If dat's is what you wants to be does on, sure." (Reply to this)