Shawn paused in his rapid fire channel surfing to lean forward and bury his face in his hands.
"Why the hell is my goddamn love life so friggin important to everybody right now? Why don't they go watch the American Idol tryouts and insult those idiots for a change. Maybe if people stopped bringing this up and reminding me of it every two friggin seconds, shit would be hunkydory? Ever think of that?"