"It can be," Henry nodded. "Oh, but never see a movie with the name Uwe Boll involved. Your brain will thank you for it." He'd been one of those unfortunate people that thought House of the Dead would be good, and he still kicked himself over it. "He likes to call himself a director. I call him the reason there should be an IQ test before people get to direct a movie."
When they got to the store, Henry went in with her to help explain all the different types of phones, and the different features available for each. He had to pull one of the salesmen in for part of it, to help with the technical side of things and for information on the different plans.
He almost suggested calling the police, but then realized that if she was that sort of courtesan, bringing down the cops might not be a great idea. "If it doesn't, there are ways to get them to stop."