"It's Spider-Man," he said absently. "Two words hyphenated, don't let it run together. And those aren't me. That guy? Lame. Me? I am awesome. I should change my name to Awesome-Man, and if I had been bitten by a chemically-altered awesome, I probably would--" He stopped suddenly when he was given the sudden choice between a jolt causing him to touch her boob or to scream like a girl, and he chose the boob.