"Wheaton. On Star Trek: The Next Generation, which my show was actually shut down for plagiarizing, Wil Wheaton played Wesley Crusher the obnoxious kid sidekick on the USS Enterprise. NCC-1701-D. I'm a nerd. Anyway, I played the obnoxious kid sidekick on my show. And in the Doom Patrol. You might say it's my lot in life, or it would be if I weren't twenty-one at this point."
Gar shrugged. "Of course, Wil got death threats for ruining Star Trek. The only people trying to kill me were supervillains, and that loses its novelty after a while."