"An awesome college boy. A college boy who is an actor. You could put this on the invitation! 'With special guest, Gar Logan, the amazing Beast Boy!' Who knows? You might get one or two people from my universe who happened to watch Space Trek growing up. You'd win cool points with gigantic nerds. Anyway, I'll be there. Consider this my RSVP, my repondez, s'il vous plaƮt."
Gar sighed. "Man, with your mom being the headmistress, I'm going to be about the only person there more afraid of your dad than your mom. So what're you going to do on your birthday proper? Family dinner? Going out on the town with your sister and your Rachel, who I assume is your lesbian lover?"