"I like to think that I can pay equal amounts of attention to all girls, but more likely than not, I'll end up basing my attention on a complex algorithm. It's calculated based on sense of humor, intelligence, importance in the world, how much they like green dudes, prettiness, and most importantly, that oh-so-nebulous quality I've come to call 'awesomeness.' But yeah, based on my calculations, I'll spend most of the time following you around like a puppy."
Gar ran his fingers through his hair and winked. "Of course, if I'm not invited, I'll just crash the party anyway and probably eat all your food."