"Oh, please. You said that specifically to get me to make a reaction like that," he said, perched gently on her shoulder quite suddenly. "You want to talk about transparent." Gar probably would have had more to say, some other measure of scathing wit, but he was suddenly distracted by a pleasant mental image that she probably hadn't intended.
Probably.
"So, you don't dress up for anyone, eh? I endorse this position whole heartedly, and encourage you to take up nudism as soon as possible. Look at me! I'm naked all the time. Look how happy I am. If I had lips, I'd be smiling."