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who: lewyn and oberyn martell
where: the red keep, king's landing
when: soon after the dornish come to king's landing
what: oberyn and lewyn try to out-slut each other

( Or, as Lewyn liked to define it, reward himself for a good life lived and good service given. )

who: petyr baelish & lysa tully
where: in the grounds of riverrun
when: after petyr's challenge to brandon
what: petyr wants support; lysa thinks he's ridiculous

( His hands were not, Petyr determined, shaking )

who: arthur and ashere dayne, plus a rhaegar cameo!
where: the red keep, king's landing
when: soon after the dornish come to king's landing
what: what brothers don't have issues?

( Someone has wounded the Sword of the Morning. )

who: cersei lannister & elia martell
where: a red keep training yard, king's landing
when: before cersei leaves king's landing (pre-marriage)
what: just a little chat...

( All men are different. As are women, of course. )