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Tweak says, "I wanted to be a Jedi!"

countingsheep (countingsheep) wrote in unexpectedrpg,
@ 2008-07-27 10:55:00

Current music:	Black Sabbath- Paranoid
Entry tags:	eleanor branstone, zacharias smith

Who: Zach and El
When: After the ball
Where: El's flat
What: Being awesome!! (as usual)
Rating: PG-13, 'cause they both need their mouths washed out with soap.
Status: Closed/In progress

Heaving a long sigh, Zach pushed his spare key into the lock of El's flat. She had owled it to him a few days earlier with a ring that fit her, seeing as he will have to be moving in after their wedding on the sixteenth. Five days... just five days and he will be a married man. He didn't even think put forth the effort to think about it as he pushed open the door and put his key back in his pocket. He was too drunk to be bothering himself with things like that.

Looping an arm around his wife-to-be, he pulled El into her otherwise empty apartment. He pushed the door closed with his foot before picking her up and carefully carrying her to her bedroom. It was a big effort for a skinny drunk man, he had to try and keep his wobbly steps steady, he couldn't even see his feet, which made it a bit harder. At least she was just as thin as he was or this would have been a disaster.

Relief washed over him as he had made it to her bedroom and set her down. He rolled his shoulders and let himself drop, sitting Indian style on her bedroom floor and looking up at her.

"So, y' need help with these kinky boots?" A smirk crept onto his face, "How 'bout yer dress?"

"Have to admit, wouldn't mind helping w' that one."

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	eleanor_ 2008-07-27 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	"Nooooooooo idea. Think they were part of a Halloween costume I never wore," El shrugged, hugging a pillow and cuddling into it while humming softly. Looking down at Zach she giggled for no obvious reason and put her leg straight. "Like tha'? M' feet feel nuuuumb, get the boots oooff. Like...now." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

countingsheep
2008-07-27 04:27 pm UTC (link)

He looked up at her curiously when she started laughing, unable to keep himself from smiling a bit in return to it, "Wha's your problem?"

Then, he went back to focusing on her boots. He nodded in response and brought both of his hands up to the top of her left boot and used his arms to pull them down. They managed to shift them left to the knee, but after that the leather didn't want to give much more. He sighed and stopped to look at it, scratching his head before bringing his hands down to her foot and pulling from there. They shifted off, which gave him a very smug smirk.

"Aha!" He shifted them down her leg before finally being able to pull it off.

"Boot removing expert."

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	eleanor_ 2008-07-27 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	El watched him closely, sighing with relief when the boot finally came off. Hell yes, this felt so much better already. "Yay! 'm having my very own boot removing expert, tha's like...so fucking great," She grinned. "Now 'f you can get the other one of as well, 'll loooove you forever...or somethin' like tha'." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

countingsheep
2008-07-27 05:00 pm UTC (link)

He shifted her other leg infront of him and followed the same steps, but was having a bit more problems with this one.

"Fucking leather... stupid cow," he muttered darkly as he pulled at the boot, as if it would help as he made only a little progress.

"Wish I was the one to have killed this fucking cow," and he went on muttering to himself.

He alternated ways of pulling at the boot. From the top, at the bottom, until he finally came to yanking at it. He rest one of his feet against the edge of the bed and leaned back trying to get it to move. In one big movement, it slid off and he fell backwards with the boot, his head cracking against the floor with a "clunk".

"Christ! Motherfucking..." he cursed and threw the boot, "Shit!!"

He sat up slowly, rubbing the back of his head with a very discomforting expression.

"I hate you," he said to the motionless boot with narrowed eyes.

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	eleanor_ 2008-07-27 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	El nearly slid off the bed when Zach pulled at the boot. Grabbing the pillow as if it would help she laughed, still finding everything fairly amusing. "Yay! I'm freeeeee!" El sighed once the second boot was off as well. Crawling to the edge of the bed she looked questioningly at Zach. "You 'kay?" She asked somewhat concerned, frown appearing on her face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

countingsheep
2008-07-27 05:14 pm UTC (link)

He frowned and looked up at her, "No. Boots o' yours are bloody dangerous."

"Hurt two people in one night," he narrowed his eye at her. "Which.. would 'ave been fine if it weren't me to get hurt," he gave a smirk.

"I forbid you to ever wear them again."

His expresson melted away quickly and he smiled lightly, "O' course..." he paused and batted his eyelashes at her in a silly way, "a kiss would make up for it."

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	eleanor_ 2008-07-27 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	"I hate those boots! they're evil. Never gonna wear them again...never gonna touch them again," El looked over at the boots and pouted. Her pout intensified even more when she looked back at Zach. "Why d' you always demand kisses? Don' understand you, 's nothing special 'bout kisses." Not that she'd know a whole lot about kisses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	countingsheep 2008-07-27 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	"I like kisses b'cause," he started before stopping himself with a smirk. "N'vermind, Bambi. Don't think you'd understand." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

eleanor_
2008-07-27 05:32 pm UTC (link)

It would've been easy to say that El might've realised what he was trying to do had she been sober. The truth was, that it wouldn't have changed a thing. One more female quality El lacked completely was the one of reading in between the lines. She never really got broad hints either.

Crossing her arms in front of her chest she glared down at Zach, pout still firmly in place.

"Why wouldn't I understand? 're you saying 'm dumb?"

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	countingsheep 2008-07-27 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	"Naive," he corrected with a nod and shifted himself back into the Indian style position on the floor. "I guess that can be considered dumb..." well, that was a little mean. He didn't even think about it, much as he usually didn't think before speaking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eleanor_ 2008-07-27 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Grabbing the pillow from the bed El threw it at Zach, huffing. "You're a right bastard sometimes, ye know that? 'm not naive and dumb! Jus' cuz I don't go around snogging every guy I see doesn' make me dumb." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	countingsheep 2008-07-27 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	He felt stunned when the pillow hit him, as he didn't expect it, but crumbled into laughter afterwards. "But it does mean that you're a virgin, and therefore naive!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eleanor_ 2008-07-27 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	El scowled a light blush visible on her pale cheeks. "So what? 's no' that bad ta be a virgin. Or naive. Or both. 's no' like 'm missing out on somethin'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	countingsheep 2008-07-27 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	He looked up at her and smiled, noticing the blush on her cheeks. Instead of standing up jsut to fall over, he got himself up on his knees and crawled up on to her bed to sit next to her. "You are, just 'aven't realized it yet," he said and laid back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eleanor_ 2008-07-27 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Looking down at him El wrinkled her nose, thinking about it. "You think so? Dunno, doesn't feel like 'm missing out on somethin'," She shrugged, chewing her bottom lip somewhat unsure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

countingsheep
2008-07-27 06:37 pm UTC (link)

He tilted his head to look at her unbelievingly and laughed, shifting a bit on the bed.

"'Course you don't, love," he tugged at his tie, loosening it as he had tightened it back up at some point during the night. That felt better. He popped off a couple of the buttons with a sigh, before getting an idea.

He smirked, "Wanna help me with these buttons?"

"They're dreadful."

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	eleanor_ 2008-07-28 01:09 am UTC (link)
	El rolled her eyes as she sat up again. "You can deal with boots from hell bu' not with a few simple buttons? Take it all back, you're a loser," She mumbled, squinting a little to make things clearer as she sat do help him with said dreadful buttons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	countingsheep 2008-07-28 08:11 am UTC (link)
	He rose his eyebrows, surprised to see that she was actually doing it. Huh, maybe he should get her drunk more often! He smirked, "How 'bout my pants now? Wanna help me with those?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eleanor_ 2008-07-28 08:15 am UTC (link)
	for a moment it seemed as if El would actually do it, before she looked up and glared at him. "Why would I help you with your pants? Ye're so goin' to leave those on," She huffed, flopping back down on the bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	countingsheep 2008-07-28 08:26 am UTC (link)
	He pouted, and shrugged himself out of his blazer, throwing it ontop of her. "You're no good." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eleanor_ 2008-07-28 08:27 am UTC (link)
	El pouted, pushing his blazer from her face. "Wha'? Why am I no good once 'gain? You're so confusing," She sighed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	countingsheep 2008-07-28 09:03 am UTC (link)
	"'Cause you aren't," he said matter-of-factly with a nod of his head. He drew up his arms and picked up his head, resting his hands beneath his head to support it and rest it ontop of them. He glanced over at her and yawned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eleanor_ 2008-07-28 09:07 am UTC (link)
	Rolling over El poked Zach, still glaring at him. "'m good for a lot o' things! You're jus' confusin' me all the time...told you I was Bambi." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	countingsheep 2008-07-29 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	"Yer good foorrr..." he started and looked up at the ceiling as he thought it out. "Good fer planning our wedding," he gave her a wide grin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eleanor_ 2008-07-29 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	"Wha' 'm I good for once the wedding is over though?" El frowned as she thought about it, curling around the pillow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	countingsheep 2008-07-29 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	"Cleanin' dishes?" He gave her a sloppy smile and looked over at her as she curled around her pillow. "Awww, wha's wrong?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eleanor_ 2008-07-29 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	"I won' clean dishes," El huffed and rolled her eyes. "Wha' are you good for anyway?" She added, looking him over. "Nuthin's wrong. Jus' like my pillow." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	countingsheep 2008-07-29 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	"Good for a load of things." "'m a special cook," he said matter-of-factly. "You'll love me for it." "Have, and gonna inherit a load of money... tha's good for something..." He smirked, "And I have clothes that you could fit into." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eleanor_ 2008-07-29 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	"Well cooking is good...'n I really love your clothes. But money is overrated," El nodded. "'m good for somethin' too. I have long legs, you can look at them while cooking." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	countingsheep 2008-07-29 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	"So you want to struggle, then?" He faked a shiver, "Can't imagine that." "Look at those when 'm cooking and you'll be eating burnt food," he winked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eleanor_ 2008-07-29 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	"You know...I really don't know why everyone is so obsessed with my legs." Looking down she stretched one leg out, frowning slightly. "They're like all other legs out there..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	countingsheep 2008-07-29 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	"Wellll, first," he started with a sigh. "Don't have any jiggly bits on them," he nodded before smirking. "'n then they're the door to what's b'tween 'em!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eleanor_ 2008-07-29 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	"ZACH!" Releasing the pillow El threw it into Zach's general direction, lips pursed. "I swear, you're absolutely horrible. 's tha' the only thing you ever think 'bout?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	countingsheep 2008-07-29 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	He let out a laugh at her reaction and let the pillow hit him. "No," he replied. "I think about other... stuff...." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eleanor_ 2008-07-29 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	"Other stuff? Wha' other stuff?" El raised an eyebrow. Crossing her arms in front of her chest she frowned slightly, considering if it had really been a good move to ask that question. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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