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Mills 凸(⊙▂⊙✖ ) (nopixie) wrote in unexpectedrpg,
@ 2008-07-22 23:55:00

Entry tags:

marcus flint, millicent bulstrode, owl

Owl to Marcus Flint

Marc,

Heard you got paired off. Should I send a funeral wreath now or later? And is she at least arm candy pretty to your standards?

-Millie

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	fameandglory 2008-07-22 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Mills, Did I ever, with the devil's bride at that. Pretty, though. She'll make good publicity. Still sorry it wasn't you, mate. Pucey's remarks aren't getting to you are they? Marcus (Reply to this) (Thread)

nopixie
2008-07-23 12:06 am UTC (link)

Marcus,

Well at least you still are going to get good publicity. Going to lose that Most Eligible Quidditch Bachelor thing though. If she gives you too much trouble though, I'll fuckin hex her for you. I'm sorry for you too that you didn't get me, mate. I would've been an awesome housewife. Ha!

Pucey's a fucking prat. But yeah, he fucking moos at me. You gotta be made of fucking stone if that's doesn't make you wanna punch the little shit in the mouth.

Mills

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	fameandglory 2008-07-23 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Mills, Please do, the bitch is already spending over six hundred galleons on her dress alone, and I'm paying for it all. You would've been. I'll fuck him up when I see him next, mark my words. Marcus (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nopixie 2008-07-23 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Marcus, You've got to be kidding me. Six hundred just on the dress? She's gonna ring you dry for this wedding, mate. Too bad we didn't get the chance to elope. You might get a chance to if you're stuck going to the Ministry ball as well. If you are, you better be saving me a dance. I'm getting all tarted up for this. Mills. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fameandglory 2008-07-23 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Mills, I'm going to go ahead and assume it'll be a four thousand galleons for this wedding. Good thing my folks are so eager to make it huge and pay for it. You? In a fucking dress? This I gotta see, I'll save you a dance or two just to see you in a dress! Marc (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nopixie 2008-07-23 01:08 am UTC (link)
	Marc, Of course they want it huge. You could get in Prophet and Witch Weekly since you're so bloody hot, Mister Star Chaser. Yeah I know. Me in a dress. I don't look to bad in it, I must say. Mills (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fameandglory 2008-07-23 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Mills, They'll be there, trust me. I bet you don't. Shit, Pucey's a fucking ponce to not see what he's got. Marc (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nopixie
2008-07-23 01:22 am UTC (link)

Marc,

At least tell me I'm invited to the grand wedding of the Flints.

Pucey's a ponce in general, so him not noticing is right on course with him. Even if he did notice, the bastard makes my skin crawl.

Mills

P.S. This is what I'm wearing to the ball. Promise you'll save at least two dances since I was nice enough to show you early.

[ Included is a photo of her in her dress ]

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	fameandglory 2008-07-23 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Mills, Of course. He'll notice if that's what you'll be looking like at the ball. Fuck. You're hot as shit, Millicent. When did this happen? I promise more than two for that peek. Marc (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nopixie 2008-07-23 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Marc, You can come to mine. We aren't rolling out the red carpet or anything, but I promise a chance to knock out Pucey at the reception. I'm not hot, prat. I can just play dress up real well. Mills (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fameandglory 2008-07-23 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Mills, I'll probably do it at this fucked up ball. Nah. You're well fit, mate. Lots of curves can be nice. Marc (Reply to this) (Parent)

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