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Tweak says, "Jake Johnson is god"

demelza robins (demels) wrote in unexpectedrpg,
@ 2008-07-23 00:10:00

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demelza robins, jack sloper, owl

[package contains this.]

You're a dick.
Now don't be mad because I'd love to go with you.

Dee

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	slopping 2008-07-22 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Dee, I would have given you some without the blackmail. Do you really want the teddy back? Jack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demels 2008-07-22 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Jack, I was joking, I think your guards remember my face from the last twenty times so I don't really need one. I didn't last time! Did you see Andrew's face when I jumped on his back? I think he choked, it was kinda awesome. No, I'll just sleep on top of you, how's that? Dee (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slopping 2008-07-22 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Dee, Will we have bedsheets between us? Jack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demels 2008-07-22 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Jack, I don't know. It might be too cold. Don't scream if you feel something moving in the middle of the night. Dee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slopping 2008-07-22 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Dee, ...Don't tell me the bedbugs are back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demels 2008-07-22 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Jackie, Better run and hide, love. Dee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slopping 2008-07-22 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Dee, If you can't sleep with the toy you are welcome to come over whenever. I don't promise that Andrew will be fully clothed, though. Jack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demels 2008-07-22 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Jackie, Just the way I like him. Will you find a good home for Jackie Jr? Dee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slopping 2008-07-22 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Dee, How do you like me? Jackie Jr? I've already named him Winston. And he's currently sat in my lap. Jack (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demels 2008-07-22 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Jackie, ~~I'm not going to answer~~ Just the way you are. No! His name is Jackie Jr, he won't be able to function with the name Winston. And ew, what are you doing to it? Dee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slopping 2008-07-22 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	Dee, Winston likes his new home. Winston like's his new name too. He's just watching me write these letters. And shit, Dee, I just found one from the Ministry under some fan letters and I'm getting married... Jack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demels 2008-07-22 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	Jackie, I hate you. Give me back W Jackie Jr. Oh. To who? Demelza. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slopping 2008-07-22 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Dee, You only want him back because he's been in my crotch. Natalie McDonald (mcdonalds, mcdonalds, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut) - what is she like? Please tell me you know her. Or of her. I don't want to have to marry a weirdo. Jack (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demels 2008-07-22 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Jack, Keep dreaming, buddy. I don't know her well but I think she's normal. Demelza. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slopping 2008-07-22 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Dee, Merlin tells me she is rad. Anyway, I need to start answering all this fanmail. Do you want to come over and help? Jack (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demels 2008-07-22 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Jack, Good for you, then. No thank you. Your ego's big enough and I don't want to see it grow bigger. Demelza. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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