InsaneJournal

...Sometimes I hate this universe so much.

I checked, the thing is not legally binding somehow, so I think we can just pretend this weekend never happened with no consequence.

Please tell me that I somehow lost all sense of judgment and spontaneously started doing LSD this past weekend. Please. ...Although now that I think about it, I think...I think this actually caused me to get over Eileen.

Erase all records of me marrying a man. That wasn't normal, that was the weirdness that occasionally pops up in this universe, like the time-shifting I mentioned. The less I have to remind me of getting married to a man, the better.