Sable: Holy shit you'll never believe me. I know your dad. I know who he is.
Miniver: I'm laughing SO hard right now, you have no clue. Call me.
Keller: We're uncles! Both of us. And she's older than you by like, a year or something, I don't even know. I'm laughing my ass off, here.
Skwisgaars, Toki, Glyn and Pickleses: Hope you kids are doing alright. Haven't heard from most of you for a couple weeks. You get eaten by the robodinos?
Dean: Heard about your baby brother. In a literal sense. If you need any like, baby food or anything, just let me and Bren know.
Bill and Will Turner and/or Liz: Have you guys gotten there yet? I'm anxious to hear from you.