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Henry Townshend ([info]guyin302) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-06-03 01:42:00

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First: To any hospital workers from New York, you guys are really efficient. Thank you. My face feels much better now.

Secondly: So the Esoteric Order of Dagon isn't gone after all. I don't think they know about you guys yet, but you should probably watch yourselves, just in case. And if you see anyone that looks particularly froglike and hostile... Lose them if you can. If you can't...do what you need to do, whatever that may be.

Thirdly: You see anybody that looks too froglike, smells like the sea, and is giving you the evil eye or showing up around you a lot, waste them. Don't ask why, the less you know the better, but they are evil to the core and worship the kinds of dark gods you only see in your most horrifying, fucked up nightmares. I know you can probably dream up some bad stuff, but this is worse. I don't think you have anything to worry about, since the Order doesn't seem to know who my friends are, but I wanted to warn you just in case.

Fourthly: Just a warning, there may be evil halfbreeds in New York that can pass for humans with some very froglike characteristics. Nothing obviously weird, but stout heads, a smell of the sea around them, pale complexion, very slight greenish tint...you get the idea. If you see any of them, don't hesitate to treat them like demons, because even though they look human they definitely aren't, and are up to no good.

Fifthly: I know you guys may not keep track of every cosmic being that shows up here, but I need to know whether there's ever been anyone by the name of Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, Azathoth, or Mother Hydra here. Or, hell, any of their nigh-unpronounceable associates, for that matter. Extra emphasis put on Cthulhu and Mother Hydra. I know for a fact Dagon's here, I've seen him, and his servants are apparently still around. If any of them said anything that may have been hinting at some kind of plan, I'd really like to know. Thanks.



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Henry
[info]quirkyhumor
2008-06-03 06:33 pm UTC (link)
Cthulhu used to be here, sugar, but he's not anymore. I don't know where he got off to. Vortex must have whisked him off.

As for Dagon and his acolytes, if there's even a whisper you'll be the first to know. I've got your back, Henry.

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Ms...?
[info]guyin302
2008-06-03 07:12 pm UTC (link)
I'm surprised he's even vulnerable to the vortex. I always sort of figured that multidimensional cosmic horrors were sort of the "come and go as you please" type.

Thank you. According to the guy that delivered their "message" to me, they haven't been up to anything too bad since Innsmouth went down, but I don't really trust them.

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Henry
[info]quirkyhumor
2008-06-03 07:20 pm UTC (link)
It's God, dear. But you can call me Gigi if you like.

Cthulhu was pulled here just like anyone else, but I have a feeling he let it happen. He may have just gone home. He wasn't happy here.

You'd do well not to trust them. They're not the type to keep their word. Let me know if you need anything, pumpkin. I'll give you any help I can.

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God
[info]guyin302
2008-06-03 08:22 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, that makes sense. And I'm not surprised he wasn't happy. Kryptonians can put a damper on any evil fun.

Thanks. I think I'm going to need it.

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