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Tweak says, "You're not getting rid of me."

Steven Hyde (modernkerouac) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-05-09 09:37:00

Entry tags:

dean winchester, miniver cheevy, moirae, sam winchester, steven hyde, triesta darkholme-harkness

YES!!
Finals are OVER.

Dude, no wonder all the doctors and lawyers I've met are insane. One YEAR of this drove me nuts. I can't imagine sitting through eight years.

This calls for a celebration. Che, I'm taking you to dinner. And then I'm throwing a party.

Anyone else in college is welcome to come. And the Winchesters. And maybe the hippie guy if he promises to behave.

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	doubleup 2008-05-09 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, Sam was in college. And I like sorority girls. (Reply to this) (Thread)

modernkerouac
2008-05-10 05:19 am UTC (link)

Wow, how the hell did I miss your comment? I must have gotten distracted by the Fates.

The question is, who doesn't like sorority girls? You catch my drift?

I invited a whole house full of them over already, got five extreme 'we'll be there if there's booze' hot chicks. And that's just the ones that are going to be there for sure.

If you want to, you can bring Bela along... You know, just to spice things up around here.

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	doubleup 2008-05-10 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	Eh, they're distracting. And awesome. This is probably very true. I think even sorority girls like sorority girls. I'll see if Bela wants to come, dunno. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	flings_dice 2008-05-09 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	: And yet you did so well. Next year will be easier. Right? : You know? We should hit Vegas! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-09 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa. Fates. Thank you. I have to admit there were a couple questions I fudged, but I did it smoothly. Probably. I mean, hey, they say if you can make it past your freshman year without switching majors, you'll be fine. I like the way you think! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alwaysaharkness 2008-05-09 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	What about me, sugar? Am I allowed? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-09 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Naturally, babe. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	miniver 2008-05-09 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Behave? At a party? Thrown by YOU?? I solemnly swear that I shall do no such thing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-09 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	That's the spirit old man. You gunna be off the boat in a week or have those filthy sea dogs been keeping you whipped, chained and attached to a mop this whole time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-05-09 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	You say "whipped" like it's a bad thing, my dear. But no, seriously, this is awesome. They let me take night watches in the crowsnest sometimes. It's like the best thing EVER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-09 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	See, this is shit I don't want to know about your proclivities, dude. Right on, you see any hot merchicks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-05-10 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you're fun. Naw, no mermaids yet, or sirens. I'm a little disappointed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-10 12:01 am UTC (link)
	I've gotta ask, would you do a mermaid? I mean, even if you're gay, you wouldn't be so stupid as to turn down sex with a mythical creature, would you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-05-10 12:04 am UTC (link)
	You say that like you figure I've never fucked anyone with tits and a vagina. I have. Just... I wasn't very sober. How DO you fuck a mermaid, anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-10 12:06 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. Werewolves I'd imagine do it doggy style though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

miniver
2008-05-10 12:11 am UTC (link)

Gee, Hyde, really? Cuz see I always thought that once a year, under the light of the harvest moon, the werewolves all swim up the rivers, battling against the tides, leaping up waterfalls, ingesting not a scrap of food until they reach their breeding grounds, where they go into a frenzy of egg-laying before getting together to make an Epic Omelette, and then returning to the sea.

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	modernkerouac 2008-05-10 12:13 am UTC (link)
	... that's trout. Dumbass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-05-10 12:14 am UTC (link)
	HOW DO YOU KNOW TROUT AREN'T WERE-WEREWOLVES?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-10 12:16 am UTC (link)
	because that's just stupid. They'd want to eat themselves and cause a moral dilemma that would open up a rift in space/time and release Cthulhu. Everyone knows that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-05-10 12:19 am UTC (link)
	How do you know they DON'T want to eat themselves? Maybe they're just sociopaths and weird fetishists. So if you're a werewolf that eats trout that eats its own young in an omelette, does the cannibalism cancel itself out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-10 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Only on Fridays. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-05-10 12:26 am UTC (link)
	So does that make werewolf a dark meat, or a white? Or is it technically classified as seafood? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-10 12:28 am UTC (link)
	it's like pork. The other OTHER white meat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-05-10 12:30 am UTC (link)
	tastes like teen spirit! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-10 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Taste of a lifetime! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-05-10 12:35 am UTC (link)
	In the jungle you must wait/Til the dice read five or eight! .........dude. Jumanji was totally a failed marketing device released by Burma Shave. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-10 12:39 am UTC (link)
	The what? I know the Burma Shave thing but what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-05-10 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Jumanji? You never saw Jumanji? YOU HAVE TO SEE JUMANJI. THERE ARE LIKE MONKEYS OR SOMETHING. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-10 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Dude. Settle down. It's just a movie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-05-10 12:57 am UTC (link)
	yeah but it's really fun. you should watch it with me when I'm on shore leave next. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-10 12:59 am UTC (link)
	You'd take the length of a movie out of your time with your husband to come visit me? Dude, I'm honored, but seriously. I can watch it on my own time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

miniver
2008-05-10 01:03 am UTC (link)

I take time wherever, whenever, with whoever, if it's sufficiently entertaining. I am MARRIED to my husband, you know. We've been together for like 15 years or something. I'm not going to be a pirate forever. I don't need to spend every waking instant tangled in his embrace and cloistered from the world. We have fun together and have fun apart and have fun with other people. I bet he'd like to see it too. You could come hang with us sometime.

We promise we won't molest you or anything.

Unless you ask us to.

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	modernkerouac 2008-05-10 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I'll consider it. Not that last part, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-05-10 01:07 am UTC (link)
	that's cool man. whatever, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-10 01:10 am UTC (link)
	Yep. No offense to you or Pickles, dude, but yeah. Kinda like the ladies. A lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-05-10 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Hey, man, it's cool. To each their own, and shit. You know we DO have friends we don't have sex with. Just sayin. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2008-05-09 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like fun, I'm in. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-05-09 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Right on. I'll be glad to have you and Dean over, man. Just hope you don't mind loud music and hot babes all over the place. You know, since you've got a hot babe already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2008-05-10 08:33 am UTC (link)
	Cool. Yeah, she is hot, isn't she? I have no idea how that happened to me. (Reply to this) (Parent)