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Lorelai Gilmore (musthavecoffee) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-24 18:32:00

Entry tags:

alan shore, lorelai gilmore, paris geller

I'm being sued.

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	unethicallawyer 2008-04-25 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Really? What idiot would do that? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musthavecoffee 2008-04-25 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Some kid... Alistair VanderHoofingassface, or something. I don't even know how I can possibly get sued for this, it's so ridiculous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-04-25 01:34 am UTC (link)
	People sue for ridiculous things all the time. They won't win. What are you being sued for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alan musthavecoffee 2008-04-25 01:47 am UTC (link)
	I don't even... He found the pay-per-view porn and watched.. I guess he's a minor. Something about pain and suffering.. His mother found out and disowned him or something. I don't know. I. Unfit environment or. I don't know, Alan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai unethicallawyer 2008-04-25 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry. I'll take care of it. I promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alan musthavecoffee 2008-04-25 01:54 am UTC (link)
	I.. Okay.. I'm being sued, Alan. I've never been sued before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai unethicallawyer 2008-04-25 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	I promise you I will take care of it. I will make this all vanish. We'll be laughing about it before you know it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alan musthavecoffee 2008-04-26 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, Alan. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sinfularrogance 2008-04-25 06:51 am UTC (link)
	That's asinine. What could you possibly be sued for? Coffee hoarding? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Paris musthavecoffee 2008-04-26 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Some kid got ahold of the pay-per-view porn and is blaming me for his parents getting mad, or something. I have a lawyer working on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Lorelai

sinfularrogance
2008-04-28 07:16 pm UTC (link)

That's just preposterous really. It's more bad parenting on the part of his guardians than it is on you as owner of the establishment. It's expressly noted in your inn guidebook that that sort of entertainment is available in all rooms, and if they didn't want the little pervert whacking off to porn, they should have called down to the desk and had it blocked.

At the very least, they should have realized he's a teenager for fuck's sake, he's going to get his rocks off anyway he can. At least he didn't order a hooker on the internet. He was smart enough to watch porn instead.

Glad to hear you've got a lawyer. If you require any additional help, you know I'm there for you.

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	Paris musthavecoffee 2008-04-28 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, it's not the parents that are suing. It's the kid. It's okay. My lawyer keeps telling me the kid doesn't have a leg to stand on. Just. Freaking out a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai sinfularrogance 2008-04-28 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	It's all just one big huge idiotic chain of stupidity. The parents are mad at the kid for viewing porn, and the kid's suing you for them being mad at him. Have some more coffee. Maybe a tranquilizer. It'll be fine, Lorelai. If your lawyer's telling you that, then he means it. Those rat bastards don't lie to their clients, just everybody else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Paris musthavecoffee 2008-04-28 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Yeah. Mine's slightly less rat bastardy than most, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai sinfularrogance 2008-04-29 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Is it that Shore guy you go on about? He seems...interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Paris musthavecoffee 2008-04-29 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Go on? I don't go on about anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai sinfularrogance 2008-04-29 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh I apologize. Did I say go on about? I meant is your lawyer that Alan Shore fellow that you mentioned some time ago enjoys staying at the inn? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Paris musthavecoffee 2008-04-29 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Ah. Yes. That'd be the one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai sinfularrogance 2008-04-29 04:23 am UTC (link)
	I remember something about "so not boyfriend material". You guys uh...you know. Doing the horizontal tango again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Paris musthavecoffee 2008-04-29 11:36 am UTC (link)
	No. No. No tangoing. No dancing of any kind. Just the law. Lawyering. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai sinfularrogance 2008-05-01 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, is that what you're calling it these days? I'm just teasing. Do you like him? (Reply to this) (Parent)