InsaneJournal

Wheeeee!

This weekend!

You.

Me.

A bunch of actors.

A whole lot of New Yorkers.

The works of Mel Brooks.

Keeping it Gay.

We're excited, yes? Don't forget, you never say good luck on opening night! Once it's said? You are dead! You'll get the worst reviews you've ever read!

You still can't have my DNA, but at least you get to see my unholy acting talent! If you're keeping records about this kind of thing, you know. Which I think you are. "How does he turn into so many animals? Will I ever know? Does he still remain a bit animal like once he's human?

And by the way, the answer is yes, I am hung like a horse.