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James Potter ; Who is the best? C'est moi ([info]noonescabbage) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-03-10 22:57:00

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Entry tags:harry potter, james potter, lily evans, sirius black (younger)

(Not-so)Little Prongs is back.

I always knew it was bound to happen to me.

Ah breasts and vagina, I hardly knew ye.



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[info]hiptomyjive
2008-03-11 03:06 am UTC (link)
We should take it for a test-drive. Make sure all the bits are in working order.

I have Lily working on a potion. She does my bidding now. Probably because of how impressive and lesbian-inspiring my breasts were.

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[info]noonescabbage
2008-03-11 03:09 am UTC (link)
She's going to beat the shit out of you for that, you know.

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[info]hiptomyjive
2008-03-11 03:10 am UTC (link)
Maybe that's the idea.

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[info]noonescabbage
2008-03-11 03:11 am UTC (link)
Kinky.

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[info]dislikestoerags
2008-03-11 03:35 am UTC (link)
More like cut off your bollocks.

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[info]noonescabbage
2008-03-11 03:37 am UTC (link)
I'm just going to sit back and watch him try and talk himself out of getting his arse kicked if it's alright with you.

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[info]dislikestoerags
2008-03-11 03:45 am UTC (link)
Have fun watching dear.

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[info]hiptomyjive
2008-03-11 03:39 am UTC (link)
Now where's the fun in that, darling?

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[info]dislikestoerags
2008-03-11 03:46 am UTC (link)
The fun of that is watching you scream like a little girl, darling.

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[info]hiptomyjive
2008-03-11 03:55 am UTC (link)
There are other fun ways to make me scream like a little girl. Well. Let's be fair, a very manly little girl.

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[info]dislikestoerags
2008-03-11 03:57 am UTC (link)
About as manly as my pinkie finger, sure. And you'd like that far too much.

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Lily
[info]noonescabbage
2008-03-11 03:45 am UTC (link)
Lily. Lily, love. Help. Help me. What do I say? Harry asked me about us. And Padfoot and. What do I say?

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James
[info]dislikestoerags
2008-03-11 03:46 am UTC (link)
... Oh. Um. Hm. You can't.. I mean.. maybe just.. trying to.. explain the truth? To him? I could try?

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Lily
[info]noonescabbage
2008-03-11 03:50 am UTC (link)
He asked why Padfoot says the things he does. I suppose I could tell him, "OH HAHA THAT PADFOOT IS A BLOODY PERVERT." Not like that isn't the truth.

What. I don't know what to say. You think he can take the truth?

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James
[info]dislikestoerags
2008-03-11 03:58 am UTC (link)
Well sure, I think he'd buy that Padfoot is just a pervert but.. I mean I think it's kind of obvious. I mean even if we don't all come right out and say it.

It's better then keeping him in the dark. Make it less about the.. sex and more about.. the.. love. Focus on that. Might make it easier.

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Lily
[info]noonescabbage
2008-03-11 04:00 am UTC (link)
Oh fuck me.

I'm... I'll make it so you can see. So that you can add stuff if you want. I'm no good at this.

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James
[info]dislikestoerags
2008-03-11 04:05 am UTC (link)
He's going to find out sooner or later. Better us telling him then him.. I don't know, finding out some other way.

There's no way we can all hide it forever.

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Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 04:07 am UTC
James - [info]dislikestoerags, 2008-03-11 04:16 am UTC
Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 04:18 am UTC
James - [info]dislikestoerags, 2008-03-11 04:22 am UTC
Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 04:23 am UTC
James - [info]dislikestoerags, 2008-03-11 04:27 am UTC
Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 04:28 am UTC
James - [info]dislikestoerags, 2008-03-11 04:30 am UTC
Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 04:31 am UTC
James - [info]dislikestoerags, 2008-03-11 04:36 am UTC
Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 04:40 am UTC

[info]future_auror
2008-03-11 03:08 am UTC (link)
I was about to ask if you were back to yourself, Dad.

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[info]noonescabbage
2008-03-11 03:10 am UTC (link)
I'm back, mate. Sorry. Now you can't go around telling everyone you've two mums.

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[info]future_auror
2008-03-11 03:11 am UTC (link)
That was going to be my favorite story to tell my mates, y'know.

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[info]noonescabbage
2008-03-11 03:12 am UTC (link)
You'll just have to find something else to bore your mates about.

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[info]future_auror
2008-03-11 03:17 am UTC (link)
You're not boring, Dad.

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Dad
[info]future_auror
2008-03-11 03:41 am UTC (link)
How come... how come Sirius says weird stuff sometimes?

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Harry [Lily can see and comment to all that follows]
[info]noonescabbage
2008-03-11 04:10 am UTC (link)
Uh. I guess.

If. You really want to know?

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Dad
[info]future_auror
2008-03-11 04:14 am UTC (link)
I... is there something I'm not supposed to know?

I've just brushed it off as Sirius being... stupid or joking, you know?

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Harry and Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 04:16 am UTC
Dad and Mum - [info]future_auror, 2008-03-11 04:18 am UTC
Harry and Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 04:22 am UTC
Dad and Mum - [info]future_auror, 2008-03-11 04:25 am UTC
Harry and James - [info]dislikestoerags, 2008-03-11 04:29 am UTC
Dad and Mum - [info]future_auror, 2008-03-11 04:31 am UTC
Harry and James - [info]dislikestoerags, 2008-03-11 04:36 am UTC
Dad and Mum - [info]future_auror, 2008-03-11 04:37 am UTC
Harry and Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 04:41 am UTC
Dad and Mum - [info]future_auror, 2008-03-11 04:43 am UTC
Harry and Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 04:45 am UTC
Dad and Mum - [info]future_auror, 2008-03-11 04:48 am UTC
Harry and Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 04:51 am UTC
Dad and Mum - [info]future_auror, 2008-03-11 04:54 am UTC
Harry and Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 04:58 am UTC
Dad and Mum - [info]future_auror, 2008-03-11 05:03 am UTC
Harry and Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 05:08 am UTC
Dad and Mum - [info]future_auror, 2008-03-11 05:15 am UTC
Harry and Lily - [info]noonescabbage, 2008-03-11 05:18 am UTC
James and Lily - [info]future_auror, 2008-03-11 05:30 am UTC
Harry and James - [info]dislikestoerags, 2008-03-11 04:43 am UTC


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