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[Mar. 10th, 2008|01:10 am] |
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IT'S BACK! |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|01:51 am] |
OH COME ON! |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|02:00 am] |
I gotta say, I'm enjoyin' this new weirdness. For once it ain't hitting me, and crime's down. Everyone else's inside playing with their new no no bits instead of outside causing trouble.
And those that do go out and cause trouble all seem to think I'd have a problem hitting a girl.
That's sexism, my friends. And sexism is wrong. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|02:27 am] |
That was fun while it lasted.
( Libby ) |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|03:28 am] |
I've managed to escape this gender affliction most everyone is experiencing. It wouldn't bode well for me to end up that way, such as it is.
( Joanne ) |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|04:03 am] |
Effin' finally. I was about to start worrying.
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|09:07 am] |
This has certainly been a very odd week. I'm glad it has passed me by, really, this curse thing that is going around. No shame in admitting I would be utterly thrown by it. I hope everyone out there is okay.
( Private ) |
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| ENDING TO GENDER SWITCH PLOT!!! IMPORTANT!! |
[Mar. 10th, 2008|09:57 am] |
In conjunction with the press conference I'm about to go live with, I Cole Turner, as head attorney for PepsiCo, am issuing this post to address some of the concerns the world at large is having, as well as confirm and/or deny some of the rumors and speculation that's been spreading about.
The problems you have been encountering in regards to suddenly and without warning changing into the opposite gender is in fact due to tainted beverages produced by PepsiCo worldwide. Over the course of a three day period, the notorious mad scientist Niles P. Camden managed to infiltrate several of the bottling plants in several different countries and corrupted the water supply to the machines that produce all the different beverages with a serum that caused genders to switch within five minutes of consuming it. The effects only lasted most people 24 hours, but continued consumption of the tainted beverage caused longer experiences.
There is no reason to be alarmed. This serum is not dangerous to be consumed, and there are no long lasting effects of it. All beverages worldwide as of now are being recalled, and as long as you don't continue to drink the tainted supply, you will not turn back into the opposite sex. You won't, as has been suggested, stay the wrong gender, no matter how much you drink. Once you stop, you turn back after 24 hours. It doesn't, as has been rumored, affect pregnant women, for some reason. I'm not a scientist, so I can't speculate as to why it doesn't work, but I suspect that it's due to the different hormones women encounter in pregnancy.
Pepsi is issuing a worldwide apology for any embarrassment or confusion the affected persons may have suffered. As a token of their apology, they are offering $10,000 to anyone affected by this crime. Also, please return all products to the stores you bought them from and you will be reimbursed. There is just a small amount of paperwork we're asking you to fill out and sign.
PepsiCo hopes that you will not let this tragedy keep you from enjoying their products in the future. They have developed new security measures that are being put in place as we speak to keep anything like this from ever happening again. Pepsi has been and continues to hopefully be the top rated cola. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|11:30 am] |
SAM
SAM
LET'S GO OUT FOR PANCAKES
OH THANK YOU DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS AND HOT LADY GOD
( Bela. ) |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|12:13 pm] |
Finally! Yes! I'm a girl again. And I'm much prettier.
I'm so glad that's finally over. I was really missing being a girl. This calls for celebration. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|12:39 pm] |
Oh, thank you GOD. Or whoever turned things back normal.
I fucking lied earlier. Being a girl SUCKED. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|12:49 pm] |
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS THE MOUNTAIN DEW!
I feel betrayed.
Whoever did that was an evil, evil being. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|01:14 pm] |
Hey, who turned the tits off? |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|01:44 pm] |
YES! |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|03:46 pm] |
Oh thank you GOD, I'm normal again. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|04:03 pm] |
Hey Carrie.
Miss me? |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|04:17 pm] |
( God ) |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|04:18 pm] |
I still feel pretty, even if I am a boy again.
Just wanted to share that. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|06:26 pm] |
With this little situation controlled, I'm feeling much more like myself. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|06:29 pm] |
( Friends )
(OOC: Not Viewable to Buffy) |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|06:32 pm] |
Reese...I'm feeling tropical. What about you? |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|07:12 pm] |
Just what in the bloody hell is going on around here?
A hurricane? Inland? At this time of year?
It still looks like London, but it certainly isn't my London, and besides that I'm in some sort of barrister's office, only it's my name on the bloody door!
(repost, whut? I sees no repost heer >,>) |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|07:39 pm] |
That was fun, but I'm glad it's over.
Hey, Lorelai, I didn't see you during all this! Did you see me as a pretty girl? I was totally hot. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|07:45 pm] |
This is ~terrible~ I think I ripped my dress. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|09:43 pm] |
I am back to me!
Yessssss! |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|10:40 pm] |
{ooc: Meant to be private. She doesn't realize she's posting in a community.}
Oh god. This is the wrong part of London.. I don't know how to get back to her territory from here..
My shoulder.
Oh fuck. The moon. What just happened? |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|10:40 pm] |
I wouldn't even know what to do with myself if I didn't have my mom here.
And Paris, of course.
( Sam Winchester ) |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|10:56 pm] |
( Ron ) |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|10:57 pm] |
(Not-so)Little Prongs is back.
I always knew it was bound to happen to me.
Ah breasts and vagina, I hardly knew ye. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|11:01 pm] |
So glad that's over. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|11:10 pm] |
The fun is over. That's rather depressing, innit?
This is why I never drink soda, among a great many other health-related reasons. Although I do have to wonder what the Lord would have graced me with if I'd been a woman.
Congratulations, PepsiCo. If I ever once thought about drinking your product, there is no chance of that ever happening in the future. With me, and quite possibly half of the entire population of the planet. Bless your souls. |
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