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Tali'Zorah vas Normandy (quarianmechanic) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2012-04-10 01:56:00

Entry tags:

bethany hawke, jane shepard, miranda lawson, tali'zorah vas normandy

Okay, what are the bets this time? Number of broken bones?

I already have 50 on him saying something ridiculous and getting slapped.

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	bestwaytogo 2012-04-10 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Fifty that he says something that gets them kicked out of a restaurant, or slapped by someone besides EDI. And what do you mean 'this time'? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quarianmechanic 2012-04-10 01:07 am UTC (link)
	We bet on all sorts of things, Shepard. Last week it was 'how long is it going to take until Miranda snaps?' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bestwaytogo 2012-04-10 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Everyone handles boredom differently, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	beamofsunshine 2012-04-10 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Maker, you lot are as bad about betting as Thedans. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quarianmechanic 2012-04-10 01:08 am UTC (link)
	Betting makes everything better! Especially when you get money for something hilarious happening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beamofsunshine 2012-04-10 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Well, I suppose so, but it's no fun to bet when you don't know the players. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cerberusofficer 2012-04-10 01:12 am UTC (link)
	I suppose we should be thankful he's not talking about probes. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quarianmechanic 2012-04-10 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Give him time. I'm sure it'll come up! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cerberusofficer 2012-04-10 01:15 am UTC (link)
	I'll put 10 on that, just in case. Something to traumatise Mac with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bestwaytogo 2012-04-10 01:17 am UTC (link)
	You two have a strange relationship, Miranda. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cerberusofficer 2012-04-10 01:20 am UTC (link)
	I know. It works, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Miranda bestwaytogo 2012-04-10 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Look, I know we're not strictly friends. But we were. Fuck, you know what I mean. I need some advice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shepard cerberusofficer 2012-04-10 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Of course, Commander. What is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Miranda bestwaytogo 2012-04-10 01:29 am UTC (link)
	The me you know was with Garrus, right? Please say she was half as awkward as I'm managing to be with Vega. I have no fucking idea what I'm doing here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shepard cerberusofficer 2012-04-10 01:32 am UTC (link)
	They were possibly the most awkward thing I've ever seen. I think all relationships start off a little like that, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Miranda bestwaytogo 2012-04-10 01:41 am UTC (link)
	I guess that's comforting. Kind of. For all my bravado last week, we've only kissed once. Fucking Commander Shepard, scared by dating. I don't know how to handle this. There's no imminent death like there was with Kaiden. I'm just overthinking it all. I almost miss the war. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shepard cerberusofficer 2012-04-10 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Don't try to deal with it by getting drunk. Whilst that'll help with the overthinking, you'll probably be too busy falling over your own feet to actually do anything. Try and listen to your instincts. It could help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Miranda bestwaytogo 2012-04-10 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Miranda, my instincts are to get drunk and shoot something. As a rule. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shepard cerberusofficer 2012-04-10 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Hopefully not at the same time. I'm not sure what sort of advice I can give you, Shepard. If he truly likes you as much as he seems to, it couldn't hurt to try and relax around him a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Miranda bestwaytogo 2012-04-10 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Probably sound advice. It'd help if I could find a job and move off Ash's couch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shepard cerberusofficer 2012-04-10 02:07 am UTC (link)
	I can recommend the Ministry looks into you, if you'd like. I know espionage isn't exactly your style, but... it's something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Miranda bestwaytogo 2012-04-10 02:14 am UTC (link)
	I managed okay at it when I had to. I'd owe you one, Miranda. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shepard cerberusofficer 2012-04-10 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Call it repayment for Oriana. Even if you aren't my Shepard, you probably still helped. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Miranda bestwaytogo 2012-04-10 02:24 am UTC (link)
	I did. But let's face it, I pretty much owe you everything anyway. I was happy to help. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent)