I very rarely say things I don't mean. And if my bio-Dad can shave one of my eyebrows off in his free time, I can shave my head by choice. It'd probably look a lot less weird, too- even though I'm guessing I couldn't make it look as hot as you.
Where's the fun in that? I was a spoiled brat of a kid. I'm just doing my part to even out the system. Not to mention, me stopping would mean you didn't deserve it, which is bunk.