Duncan
It could be sticky or gross or something, you know. You lucked out in the glitter lottery.
Have you ever seen my little Eyot barf? She makes this cute little sound and I'm all 'awww' before I remember that vomit is incoming and run away.
Why would you think that? I know you're not experienced, but there's a learning curve with each new partner anyway. I swear to god, every time a guy's with a new girl it's like he's a virgin. And if it was a big deal to me, I wouldn't like you anyway. And it just now occurred to me how stupid we are, thinking that we didn't like each other. Awesome.
Mom will let me drive the Prius, that's no problem. And I liked your car, she had character.