Zelda
Let's not forget the cinnamon toast glitter. That's stranger than the wings. But cool.
Pretty sure kitten barf is still just gross, but I definitely want to see this. I'll prod him sometime.
I get it, and yes, yes it is. You don't have to worry about pushing me away with your libido, I've always known about it, I just have my own idiot hang-ups about being convinced I'm wouldn't--won't--be enough for you. But I'll never think you're a freak. First of all, what's normal again? And second of all, do you really need me to repeat that completely crazy about you part? I've already said it a lot but I can say it a lot more if it helps. All that stuff that you're worried about is part of you, so it's part of what I'm crazy about. It's not going to push me away.
Sounds great to me. We'll have to either walk or borrow a car from your parents, though; my Orange Monster is ahead in the future. Can't say I miss the thing, it barely ran anyway.