I don't have any ladyfriends! Well, I have friends who are ladies, but that's different. Aren't you the one with the tall, dark, and deadly boyfriend now?
Point moot. Sure, you can hug me if you want, I'm not about to complain about getting a hug. But I think I resent the teddy bear comment. I'm not that squishy. Or if I am, it's temporary.