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Archangel Michael (quisutdeus) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-07-18 15:56:00

Entry tags:

kokabiel, mia dearden, michael

HOLY SHIT KABIE

J.Lo is dating the dude from Triunfo del Amor. Seriously.

... who apparently statch raped a little girl and gave her something. I'm thinking that we need to go get that guy some of that new super clap Japan's been working on. Let's make this shit happen.

Never thought my stories would bring about legit work.

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	starofgod 2011-07-18 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	That is fucked up, old man. I agree, there needs to be some payback comin'. .... do I wanna know how you found out about super-clap? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quisutdeus 2011-07-18 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, we'll get him. Yahoo. How the hell else do you expect me to find out what old people panic about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-07-18 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Baby, you still use Yahoo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quisutdeus 2011-07-18 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	... sometimes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-07-18 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	We have got to introduce you to this thing called Google. All us young hipsters use it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quisutdeus 2011-07-18 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Hey now, you whippersnapper. It was good enough for us in the nineties, it's good enough now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-07-18 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Google's more streamlined. A younger, tighter version. Kinda like my ass, only I've never had work done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quisutdeus 2011-07-18 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	... what were we talking about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-07-18 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry. I forgot that mentioning my ass gets you off track. Maximiliano. Super-clap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quisutdeus 2011-07-18 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Can it wait? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-07-18 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Not for a really long time, but yeah, it can wait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quisutdeus 2011-07-19 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Good. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	speediest 2011-07-19 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Y'know, there's something to be said for a good old fashioned arrow to the face. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quisutdeus 2011-07-19 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry, kiddo, it's just for a month. He'll also have erectile dysfunction at the same time. We're not total monsters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speediest 2011-07-19 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Whatever, shooting 'em's more fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quisutdeus 2011-07-19 03:51 am UTC (link)
	True, but it's a lot less subtle. And I'd have to get closer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speediest 2011-07-19 04:03 am UTC (link)
	K, fine. Have fun being the magic STD fairy from afar. Enjoy your irony, or whatever the fuck this game is to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quisutdeus 2011-07-19 04:08 am UTC (link)
	We'll discuss this later when you're more calm, Mia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

speediest
2011-07-19 05:04 pm UTC (link)

Okay, first off, go fuck yourself.

Next, before you tell me he deserves it, there's a whole lot of people who think I deserve it because of stuff I've done, so that defense really doesn't go far with me.

And you know what? What this guy did to that girl, some guy did to me. So yeah, I think he's a douche. But I wouldn't give the guy who fucked me up super AIDS. Haha, let's all laugh at the dude with the burning penis, that'll show him. I don't get off on the thought of the guys I send to jail getting raped by other dudes just because I was raped. That isn't cosmic justice or even irony, that's fucking sick.

Done. I'm going out.

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	Mia quisutdeus 2011-07-19 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Burn off that energy, Speedy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Michael

starofgod
2011-07-19 11:50 pm UTC (link)

Who is that mouthy bitch and why does she think she gets to talk to you like that?

I'm not going to talk to her, I'm not going to make a big deal, but I'm sorry, I can't stand for that. If she's human, she can fuck right off. Nobody who isn't an angel is ever going to get that when you're one of us, your fucking job is revenge, that you have to make things right, to punish people who deserve it.

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	Kabie quisutdeus 2011-07-20 01:01 am UTC (link)
	She's a teenage girl who got robbed by a bunch of assholes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Michael starofgod 2011-07-20 01:09 am UTC (link)
	So she did have a raw deal, okay. Still needs to stop sassing you with a quickness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kabie quisutdeus 2011-07-20 01:39 am UTC (link)
	She's upset. It's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Michael starofgod 2011-07-20 05:55 am UTC (link)
	It's not fine. Heaven works a certain way and it doesn't involve catering to her sensibilities. (Reply to this) (Parent)