I am compared to a character suited for children? There is nothing in this world I have found prior to this that is as insulting to the Order of Dracul as this. I have spent too much time adjusting to the scientific contrivances of everyday life, however. The machine that makes the delicious coffee, though with other ingredients, fascinates me to no end, and I spent far too long inspecting every aspect of it. Marvels of the modern world!