Be sure to introduce me to him, next time you see me at work.
... And yet there is so much right. Certainly, in your line of work, you see only the bad, only the vicious and corrupt, the worst the world has to offer. Just remember that there is equally so much good in the world - people who work diligently to uphold the morals and finer aspects of the world. People like you, Penelope. There are also those striving to cure the diseases of the world, and people who make wondrous and beautiful compositions of art and song.
And if that doesn't work, there are always twinkies.