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Ling Bu is 115% over this. (spiritmonk) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-02-10 21:25:00

Entry tags:

archangel gabriel, ariel, azrael (archangel), kokabiel, lakshmi, qing bu, raziel, uzza, zepar

Granted, I know being reassigned to watch over you lot is technically a promotion, it's not one I'm sure I want. Every time you all change genitals, it's another month's worth of paperwork for me. So, let's keep the killing each other and sinking continents to a minimum, shall we?

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	thereisakingdom 2011-02-11 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Watch over us? Who do you work for, miss? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-02-11 03:33 am UTC (link)
	The Celestial Bureaucracy. And I'm not worried about you, Gabriel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thereisakingdom 2011-02-11 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you're one of those. Well, I'm glad you're not worried about me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-02-11 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Given your creator's recent reassessment of your romantic status, you're no longer violating any rules set forth in the original Codex of Angellick Behaviours, Compendium A. Saves me a load of paperwork. And honestly, that's the first thing you've ever done that even approaches my territory. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	hurtyourealgood 2011-02-11 03:31 am UTC (link)
	For what it's worth I've had the same genitals since I first got them. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-02-11 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Zepar. I'm less worried about you switching bits and more worried about where you're sticking them this week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hurtyourealgood 2011-02-11 03:45 am UTC (link)
	... this week? Give me a little more credit than that, it's monthly at most! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-02-11 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Recently, yes. Historically, no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	starofgod 2011-02-11 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Haven't killed anyone in a while, never sunk a continent, and hoping your lot doesn't think I'll be doing any more punishment for my sins anytime soon. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-02-11 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh, we're just bureaucrats. We don't punish, we just observe and scold. It's mostly a balance thing - if something happens, I have to observe it and write it down to give it the celestial weight it deserves. Besides, you deserve a nice long vacation. Metarie seems like a shithole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-02-11 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Well, thanks for that at least. I mean, you have to admit I did some pretty fucking intense punishment. And for the record, Metairie is a shithole, but Cabo San Lucas is awfully nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-02-11 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Give my regards to the General. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	defectedfromgod 2011-02-11 03:49 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure my mere presence has caused you headache, and for that I'm sorry? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-02-11 03:54 am UTC (link)
	I don't blame you for it, even though you did cost me a whole week of my eternal life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	defectedfromgod 2011-02-11 04:26 am UTC (link)
	A whole week? Oh, dear. Well, I hope Raziel hasn't run too far afoul of anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-02-11 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Still an optimist, I see. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	lotusdweller 2011-02-11 06:17 am UTC (link)
	Qing Bu! It's been a long time. How are you, my friend? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-02-11 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Lakshmi. I'm well, all things considered. How are you? Please, tell me you've tamed that angel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lotusdweller 2011-02-11 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Which angel would that be, my friend? I'm very well; I'm here without Vishnu, though, which is odd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-02-11 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Why do you all insist on denying things when it's basically my job to notice things like this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	thefirstfallen 2011-02-12 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you know that I very well ought to have my own department by now. If only because you're always busy with everyone else. Hello, Qing. I truly have missed you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-02-12 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Are you kidding? I just move some of the unimportant humans to my underlings. Sorry, you're all me. I missed you too, Raziel. I'm glad you came back, you know, even if I did have to start an entire new Compendium because of your little friend Ariel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thefirstfallen 2011-02-12 05:07 am UTC (link)
	It was necessary and well overdue, and you know that. We must meet up. I promise not to keep you too long, my friend. It's been what... Well, after the fall, of course. Heavens. Has it truly been 900 years? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	bookofsouls 2011-02-13 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Hey now, the writing down deaths thing is totally my deal. Step off, office girl! ♥♥♥♥♥ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-02-14 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Is that my favorite angel? (Reply to this) (Parent)