Andrew
You don't want to tell her you're having me protect her?
I don't believe in hitting anyone, unless they're threatening the people I care about. Your mom's safe with me, Drew. I promise you, I won't lay a hand on her except to hug her and help her out of cars and silly, lovey-dovey stuff like that. And even if I did, for some strange reason, I have a feeling your mom'd take a chunk out of me before your Papaw even got to it.