Miniver
Not too weird, I've heard that once before when I first came here. Probably alternate universes, parallel versons or something like that.
Hey, that's cool. I'm definitely not out to get you so it's all good. I understand the pain thing. That should only happen when asked. Or.. in battle or war, if there's no way out.
It's nice to meet you too. If you want, we could meet and hang out sometime if you like.